
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?A: Childbirth.Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five...